What goes on in the mind of a toddler?

Liam was in bed the other night looking at his feet when he said the following:

"I have two feet. I don't have more feet today."

Happy Birthday, Grandpa!

Love, Liam

Liam sings "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star"

What Liam's saying

"Mommy said it!"

"Hey, wait for me!"

"I wanna look at my brown eyes."

"I'm an actor baby." (After Mommy accused Liam of acting like a baby)

"Mama, hold my hand."

"Mama, hold my baby." (which means "Mama, hold me.")

"Stop, Daddy!" followed by "More?" followed by "Daddy say, 'Mmmm, no!'" (after eating the baby belly)

"Oreos" (he sometimes calls Rubio's by this name)

"Dad, see my cheese" (after which Liam opens his mouth to show you his cheese)

"Get off the phone and drive!" (not quite what Mommy said in its entirety, but somehow, I lucked out & this is the only part he says)

"Uhhhh...."

"I want that," or "I want that thing," when he can't remember the name of something.