"I don't need nobody"

Liam threw a ball across the room a few minutes ago, against Mommy's specific instructions. Mommy said "I told you not to do that. Timeout! Go to your corner!"

Liam's reply, delivered in a perky sing-song: "All by myself! I don't need nobody!"

Comments on the Westminster Dog Show

"It needs a hair cut."
--Liam after viewing the lhasa apso at the Westminster Oswald Show

(Almost all dogs are named Oswald)